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A rolling stone gathers no… respect from me

Yeah everyone thought it was soooo funny when Keith Richards smashed his head open after falling out of a tree. Not me. I was worried for the guy. Well I take it back now. Little did I know that as a result of that strange accident, Keith would ruin my summer. Well, obviously I thought it might, but you know… dramatic effect and everything
The Roling Stones have cancelled their concert in Barcelona.

There is absolutely no way that I’m going to facha central, Valladolid or golfer’s paradise, El Ejido to see them play. What a pile of shit.

Stones’ Barcelona gig delayed

The Rolling Stones ‘A Bigger Bang’ European tour, due to kick off in Barcelona on the 27th of May has been postponed until June to allow for the recovery of Keith Richards, who underwent further surgery today after falling out of a palm tree in Fiji.

Seems that he had some sort of brain hemorrhage. Get well soon, Keith

The tour’s new schedule will be revealed soon.