Yeah everyone thought it was soooo funny when Keith Richards smashed his head open after falling out of a tree. Not me. I was worried for the guy. Well I take it back now. Little did I know that as a result of that strange accident, Keith would ruin my summer. Well, obviously I thought it might, but you know… dramatic effect and everything
The Roling Stones have cancelled their concert in Barcelona.

There is absolutely no way that I’m going to facha central, Valladolid or golfer’s paradise, El Ejido to see them play. What a pile of shit.